I wonder why people find it okay to take out their bad moods on the people working at stores. Especially fast food places.
Like I already have my dad taking out his bad mood on me on pretty much a daily basis. I don’t need people I don’t even know getting pissed at me for stupid ass reasons like they gave me a $5 bill and a handful of change for something that cost $1.53. Like really. Just give me the $5. And I’ve only been working there for 5 days. And he fucking knew that because apparently he’s a regular who gets a discount and everything. So obviously you haven’t seen my face before so OBVIOUSLY I’m new and I’m still trying to learn how to do this job. So when you hand be a handful of change I’m gonna freak out. I already hate handling money. For some reason I have the hardest time counting money. It just doesn’t compute for me. It’s weird.
Anyway, people should be nicer to the employees they encounter. Because we’re just trying to fucking help you. Don’t bitch at me over stupid shit.
God fucking damn. I need a drink.
Rachel McAdams & Ryan Gosling winning the Best Kiss award in 2005
I wish all those letters that my teachers made us write to our future selves, and then told us that they’d mail them in the future, were actually mailed to us. Or at least me. Every now and then I wonder what the hell I wrote to myself.
I know for a fact I talked about Pirates of the Caribbean in one of them. Cuz PotC has and always will be my shit. I fucking love those movies.
1. There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs is not one of them.
2. Never cancel dinner plans by text message.
3. Don’t knock it ‘til you try it.
4. If a street performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck.
5. Always use ‘we’ when referring to your home…
It’s a very powerful thing when someone sees you as the person you wish you were.
Is it really that bad if someone sees who you are? Why is it humans have a problem with letting someone else see that they are human?
If you are an adult, becoming an adult, about to become an adult, or are worried about becoming an adult. take the time to watch this
actually, I think everyone, everywhere would benefit from this. please take the time. life is hard. SIGNAL BOOST.
This is important. Imagine if all of Tumblr can see it. I don’t want notes I want for you to each have a better day then the last. boost. watch.
Watch this. it might change your life. reblog. spread the word.
Reblogging because this is the most accurate use of this gif EVER.
‘got herself pregnant’ is the dumbest phrase in the world like forreal if it was possible to get pregnant by ourselves we’d have eaten all the men long ago
it actually is possible to get pregnant (without the sperm of a man whatsoever) using bone marrow from another woman! a child conceived this way can only be female so actually, men are entirely useless. fun fact
let’s begin the feast (◉‿◉✿)
Let’s take a moment to talk about these fucking companions